@#$%%&*##@ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's a better job than having a high title ( Vice - President, IA) without any responsibilities? Well, that's basically what's my " DEAR" boss enjoys ... Let's recall her job scope:
1) Reporting to Audit Committee ( There's another VP doing that)
2) Reviewing audit workpapers
3) Liaising with auditees ( clearing of audit report & findings, corresponding with auditees)
A bit elaboration: She will ask us ( low position) to chase after auditees at VP level. Hello?? Brainless Bitch, do you think a VP will bother about replying my email? Can I instruct the VP to revert to me by a dateline??? I can only chase ppl at my own level!! If I do all what you are suppose to do, then what do you do everyday?????
1) Shifting work from her pet to other less favourable staff like us who dunno how to bootlick her
2)Delegating her presentation ( e.g presentation to management committee) to us ( brainstorming the discussion topics, creating powerpoint slides)
3) Editing audit report ONLY ( I can draw tortoise in my workpapers, without anyone knowing as basically NOBODY review my workpaper!!! She only looks at my audit report, a 6-7 page report rather than my 2 files of workpapers!!)
4) Calling us at our handphone asking how the status of JOB A, B,C etc EVERYDAY
Hello? Brainless BITCH, You just called yesterday noon and now this morn, you asked abt the status again????? USE YOUR BRAIN, PLEASE! Or maybe I should give u ginko nuts to help you remember things better? Or perhaps you do not even own a bit of brain cells that ginko nuts can even help?????
5) Twisting her words, and malign me for things that I never commit:
I told her on monday that I will be doing the follow-up on tuesday ( which I planned to spend only half a day in the noon). Lunchtime today, she called me at MY handphone, asking me where am I. When I told her I'm at BSH office this morn, and will go to AMK in the noon. She said " What are you doing in BSH? I tot you said you are going AMK?!?"
Yes, old grandmother. I said I'm going AMK, but I dint say exactly when! Why must u raise your voice like I commit a crime?? I go toilet must tell u mah???
6) Pushing her responsibilites to us..
Big Boss ( Lao Da) email her ONLY to ask her abt the status of JOB X. She knew the status as I been telling her ( coz she kept email, call ar) that client had been slowed, and every alternate days I've been updating the status and cc to the whole world including herself. Then she forward that email meant for her to me! And revert to Lao Da then we will produce the report by 30 April.
Heh, your job is not to ask me status for fun and then when Lao Da ask, u only know how to make unrealistic commitment to him. YOU AS A BOSS, in the first place, should be on our side. If nobody take actions on our words, should you do sth instead of pressuring us???? Shdnt you explain or discuss the situation with him??
Comically, when i told her the auditee is on study leave from today onwards without informing us. She asked me back," so how?" Wah pian.... She really there as a dummy.. DO NOTHING AT ALL but ask question... I'm telling you the difficulties I'm facing lor!!! If you cant help me at all, then for god sake, stop asking questions and status!!
And best! She reminded me of Lao Da's email. I really feel like telling her, Lao DA WANNA NIAO YOU. WANNA TELL YOU HOW INCAPABLE YOU ARE. CAN YOU BE A BIT SMARTER? YOU THINK HE DUN HAVE HIDDEN MEANING WHEN HE SENT THE EMAIL TO YOU ONLY AND NOT TO US. YOUR JOB IS NOT THERE TO PASS MESSAGE ONLY!!!
7) Surf net, read newspaper
8) HAHAHAHA..... Well, she got this witchy laughter...
FUCKY BITCH. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
flew into your heart at [8:06 PM]
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